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Real quick note. I don't own Gundam Wing, etc, etc. The characters Jean, Becca, and Katie in this story are characters in my BIG Gundam Wing fanfic I'm writing. They are the three gundam pilot girls. Becca is 06, Katie 07, and Jean 08. Also, Baka means stupid, fool, idiot, or moron; "san" at the end of a name means you respect that person and kawaii means cute. Now, in this story, I make fun of the g-pilots. I love these guys and it's all in fun. No flames because I wanted you to have a good laugh. Don't take everything so seriously! With all this said and done, enjoy!



*Becca, Katie, and Jean looked around the pig style of a place they were staying with the other five pilots*

Becca: How did it ever get so messy?! We were only gone two weeks!!
Jean: You have to remember, we left five guys alone for two weeks, what did you expect?!
Katie: Actually, I think if you left Quatre, Heero, Wufei, and Trowa alone it wouldn't be so bad, but Duo...
*All three sighed and nodded knowingly*

Becca: I'm not cleaning it this time.
Katie: Woah, I'm not doing it!
Jean: Don't you even try to stick this job on me! I say we make the guys do it; they made the mess.
Becca: yeah, but do you honestly think they will? Wufei would say it's woman's work and we should do it, Heero would just give us a death glare, Duo would say "Yeah Right!" and go on his merry way and Quatre-well, does he even know how to clean?
Jean:*mischievously* What about your lover-boy, Trowa? What would he say?
Katie:*putting her long hair like Trowas (the best she can anyways*) Oh, of course I will! Anything for you, my love!
Becca:*gives a death glare that would rival Heero's* Shut. Up.

Jean and Katie: It's true and you know it!
Becca: Well, do you two bakas have any ideas on how to get them to.
Katie:...
Jean: We could always blackmail them.
Katie: HOW?! Hello, we're talking about people like Heero Yuey, Chang Wufei and Duo Maxwell! How will blackmail them?!

Becca:*gets an evil smile*
Jean:*smiles* Becca has an idea! Tell us!!
Becca: I have a way to blackmail Duo, Heero, and Wufei.
Katie: What about Trowa and Quatre?
Becca: I'll talk to them and I"m sure they'll help.
Jean:*smirking* Trowa will be really easy, just kiss him and he'll help.
Becca: And just for that, I won't tell you how I'm going to blackmail them.
Jean and Katie: WHAT?!
Becca: That's right, it's my misson.
Jean: BUT-you have information-I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO BLACKMAIL THEM!!!
Katie: ME TOO!!
Becca: Tough cookie. That'll teach you two to tease me about Trowa.
Jean: I'll get you for this, Willington.
Becca: Just try. Now if you excuse me, I have some boys to blackmail...

One hour later...

*Jean and Katie sat on the clothing covered couch waiting for Becca to come back*
Becca: Ok everyone, they're ready to cooporate.

*the gundam pilots come in, Duo first, holding his braid and looking around cautiously, followed by Heero and Wufei giving her death glares and an emotionless Trowa and Quatre. Jean and Katie exchange glances and smiles.*

Becca: All right, they know why they're here and they each know the overall misson. Jean, Kat, since I got them here, you get to assign jobs.
Katie:*smiles evily* Heero, clean off all screens, which includes computers, do all the windows, and clean the bathrooms, including Duo's.
Jean: Duo, vacuum all carpets, do the dishes, and beat the rugs.
Katie: Wufei, sweep the back porch, dust all wood-work and do the laudry. That means pick up all loose clothing.
Jean: Trowa, vacuum the floors, sweep the front porch and water the plants.
Katie: Quatre, mow and weed-eat the lawn.

Jean, Katie, and Becca: Do you accept your missons?
Katie: Like you had any choice.
Heero:*mumbles* Misson Accepted.
Duo:*angrily* Misson accepted.
Wufei: You three are weak! I will not do women's work!
Becca:*gives very hard glare*
Wufei: Fine! Misson Accepted.
Quatre: Anything to help.
Trowa:*nods*
Becca: Wonderful! Now you guys get started and we'll supervise!

First Heero started cleaning all the screens in the house. When he got to the computer screens, he couldn't resist getting on the internet and hacking into the files of the Windex© company, and since Becca's computer was already on, he took a seat and got started. Becca walks in just as he gets into their profit margine

Becca: YUEY GET OFF NOW!!! If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, NO HACKING ON MY COMPUTER!! GET OUT NOW!
Heero:*logs off computer and goes to cleaning windows*
Becca:*rolls eyes and leaves room*
Heero gets back on and continues hacking

Duo came around to where Heero was not too much later with the vacuum. Heero was actually doing the windows (more like streaking them up) when he came in.
Duo: Haha, you have to do windows! I've got the easy job!
Heero:*walks over and pushed Duo in front of the vacuum. The vacuum sucks up Duo's braid.*
Duo: AHH!!! IT'S EATING ME!!! HELP!!!

Jean and Quatre run in to see what the problem is while Heero keeps washing windows acting like he doesn't notice

Jean:*starts laughing hysteically* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Quatre: Hold still, Duo, I'll turn it off! *desperately searching for the off button* Jean, help!
Jean: *snickers* It's very simple! *giggles as she uplugs the vacuum and Duo stops screaming.*
Duo: Thanks, now someone please get my braid out!!
Jean: *laughing histarically* I-I ooh-this is too good! I-I wish I had my camera!!

Quatre tried to pull Duo out

Quatre: I think we have to cut off some of your braid, Duo.
Duo:*horrified* NEVER!! HELP ME!!

Becca walks in

Becca: What is-*snickers* Oh my-um*snicker* Duo, I can't-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH MY GOSH!!!
Duo: Yeah, yeah, now help me!
Becca: *snicker* I'll try *starts trying to unwrap Duo's braid.* I don't get it *snicker*, Braid Boy. How did you manager this one?
Duo: Heero pushed me down and the vacuum sucked up my braid! It wasn't my fault!
Jean:*rolls eyes* sure it wasn't.
Becca: Duo, I can't get out any more of your braid. I'll have to cut half of it off.
Duo:*horrified* No way will I let you cut it off!
Jean: Sweetie, there is no other way.
Becca: Look here, Braid Boy, it's not my fault you got your stupid 6 foot long braid stuck in the vacuum! I got half of it out and we have to cut the other half off. Unless you want to go around the rest of your life with a vacuum stuck to you head, and believe me, it's a big turn-off to women.
Jean: Couldn't we take apart the vacuum, Becca?
Becca: NO WAY!! Do you remember how much that was?! It costs us a bundle! NO WAY!! Duo's hair will grow back.

*Duo lets out another scream as Becca goes for the scissors.*

Quatre: I don't get it Duo, how did you get your braid stuck in the vacuum anyways?!
Duo: Heero pushed me under it!

*Jean and Quatre turn to Heero who is still washing thw windows and minding his own business*

Jean: Duo, that's the most idiot thing I have ever heard. Yeah right! Heero is too busy washing windows. There's no reason for you to blame you stupidness on Heero!
Duo: But it's true!!

*Becca walks back in with scissors in her hand*

Becca: *kneels down to cut off braid* Duo, why didn't you just tie up your dumb hair?
Duo: IT ALREADY IS!!!
Becca: You know what I meant. You should've know that the vacuum would get your braid *snips off braid* All right, you're free. I cut it off.
Duo: *screams in horror as he touches where his braid once was*
Becca: *walks out of the room* Big baby.

*Quatre and Jean follow as Duo just stands there horrified. Finally he runs to catch up saying, "I AM NOT A BABY!!!*

As everyone leaves, Heero just kept watching. A small smile creeped across his face as he thought, "That was too easy and very entertaining"


While this was going on inside, Wufei was outside sweeping the back porch thinking of ways to get back at the three girls

Wufei:*thinking* There is no justice! I'll get Rebecca for this one; Jean and Katie too. Those three women went too far!

*a cat walks up and meows.*

Wufei:*hits the poor thing on the head with a broom* You are weak!

*the cat hisses and walks away. Wufei continues sweeping. A few minutes later the first cat and another walk up.*

the cats: Meow!
Wufei: *hits them both on the head* YOU ARE WEAK!!!
the cats: *hiss and run away.*

*Wufei continues sweeping. Suddenly there is a loud, "MEROW!!" Wufei looks up and there is a small army of cats. He picks up his trusty broom and stares shocked for a moment*

Wufei: I am not scared of you! All of you are weak! *hits a few on the head*
the cats: HISS!! *they started pouncing and clawing him*
Wufei: *keeps hitting cats on the head* YOU ARE ALL WEAK!!!

*Katie walks out boredly. She suddenly stops and stares. Wufei is covered by snarling, clawing, and hissing cats. He is still hitting them on the head and shouting, "YOU ARE WEAK!!"*

Katie: WUFEI CHANG! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!! *runs over and takes away Wufei's broom.* What do you think you're doing to those poor cats?!
Wufei: DON'T JUST STAND THERE, WOMAN, HELP ME!!!!
Katie:*disgusted* I can't believe you, hurting innocent cats like this. I don't see why Becks respects you!
Wufei:*trying to throw off the cats* SAVE THE LECTURES WOMAN AND HELP ME!!
Katie: Not until you stop shouting and call me by my name.
Wufei: HELP ME WO-KATIE!! HELP ME!
Katie: That's more like it. *goes inside and gets out a fish. Throws it over the fence and the cats follow*
Wufei: *he's covered in scracthes and blood. His clothes are torn everywhere* Woman-
Katie: Save it Wufei. Now get inside, get cleaned up, and finish your chores. Honestly, starting a fight with the neighborhood cats just to get out of work!
Wufei: How does Quatre put up with you?! YOU HAVE NO JUSTICE!
Katie:*rolls eyes* Whatever *goes inside and Wufei follows*


While Wufei is attacked by cats in the back yard, Trowa starts sweeping in the front

*Trowa had just finished the plants and was sweeping. It was a nice day and he didn't mind helping Becca with a few chores. Suddenly a crow flew over not too far from him. He ignored in and swept award it. The crow looked at Trowa strangely and flew off. He then flew back with another crow. Both look at Trowa and squak for a few minutes. It looks like they nod to each other and then fly off. Trowa just shrugged it off and kept sweeping. Suddenly the two crows come back. The first one flies to Trowa's head and tries to yank out his hair. He pushes it away with his hand and keeps sweeping. Then the second crow lands on his head and tries to make a nest out of his bangs. Trowa shoos it off too. The crows stare at him a minute while Trowa geos back to sweeping. Then they fly off. A few minutes later the sky is blackened by a bunch of crows. They start dive-bombing towards Trowa. He tries to keep them away, but they're too much. He yells in horror as the keep diving at him. The door opens and there stands Becca.*

Becca: What the-

*the crows all fly away at the sight of another person and perch in the tree in the front yard.*

Becca: TROWA!! *runs over to him* Are you ok?!
Trowa:*stares at the crows in the tree* We have killer birds.
Becca: O...K...Look, why don't you just go inside and get all that work done, k?
Trowa:*nods and goes inside*

*Becca stares at the crows for a moment and goes back in. The crows wait a few more minutes before flying away*


*Finally we cut to Quatre. He's staring at the mower trying to figure out how to start it. He finally pulls a cord and it comes to life. It starts going forward and Quatre runs to catch up. It starts eating everything in sight, including Jean's pansies.*

Quatre: OH NO!! NOT JEAN'S FLOWERS!! *he runs over the already ruined flowers and finally stops the mower. He stares at them and gulps. He knew he was dead; Jean loved her flowers* Maybe-Maybe she won't notice!

*starts mowing the lawn, making weird patterns. Katie walks out, surveys the scene and just stares.*

Katie: Quatre, Honey, were you abducted by aliens?
Quatre: WHAT?!
Katie: Well, there's a crop circle on our lawn.
Quatre: Uh...I meant to do that!
Katie:*horrified* QUATRE WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Quatre: Huh?
Katie: YOU BULLDOZED JEAN'S PANSIES!! SHE IS GOING TO MURDER YOU!!!
Quater: It-It was an accident.
Katie:*shakes head sadly* You know Jean won't care. Oh well, hey, 15 years of life isn't that bad. It was nice knowing you, Sweetheart.
Quatre: Oh come on, Neko, Jean won't loose her head over something like-*Jean walks out and screams* uh oh...
Jean: MY FLOWERS!!! *her voice deepened* Who did this?
Katie: Before you explode, it was an accident-
Jean:*gets dangerously close to Katie* Did you do this?
Katie: Quatre did it. Just go easy on him!
Jean:*turns towards a nervous Quatre* You have a five second lead, Q-man.
Quatre: Jean, I'm-
Jean: 5, 4, 3 *Quatre starts running and jumps over the fence* 2, 1 *Jean makes a mad dash towards the gate and chases after Quatre*
Katie:*sighs* I wonder if she'll catch him anytime soon. *goes back into the house*

*Katie walked in and heard the sound of glass breaking. She ran into to see what had broken. Duo had broken pratically every plate in the house while trying to do dishes. Although, it wasn't all Duo's doing. Wufei had broken a few glass items while trying to dust the bookshelf*

Katie: Rebecca is going to freak-

*Becca walks in*

Becca: Why would I-oh my. *stares at all the glass on the floor.* How-why-I can't believe-you two so inconfident-I-uh! Just-Just clean up your messes and I'll dust and do dishes! On second thought, just-UH! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO ARE SO INCONFIDENT!!! I expected better than this from you two! *Becca stomps out of the room and a door is slammed.*
Katie: You heard her, clean it up. Come on, try a little. You guys are so pathetic!! No, better yet, as Wufei would say, YOU TWO ARE WEAK!!!!*walks out*
Duo:*shurgs* Oh well, I don't have to clean up the glass; that's Trowa's job! *leaves kitchen satisfied that he had already finished his chores*

*Wufei starts getting together the laundry when the door open, slams shut, and is locked by a panting Quatre.*

Quatre: Don't *pant* let Jean *pant pant* know I'm here! Where *pant* is Becca? She knows *pant pant* how to calm Jean down.
Wufei:*points to the room the three girls share*
Quatre: *Pant* Thanks! *runs to the girl's room*

*a loud banging comes from the door*

Jean: LET ME IN RIGHT NOW OR ELSE!!!
Wufei:*opens door and lets enraged Jean in*
Jean: Where Is Quatre?
Wufei:*shrugs*
Jean: Oh well. *sighs and starts towards her room*

*a scream of rage is heard as Quatre runs back into the living room with Jean on his heals*

Quatre: It was an accident, REALLY!!!
Jean: I don't care if it was an accident! Those were-

*Becca walks in rubbing her temple*

Becca: Jean, just let him go. I'll buy you some seeds and you can start over. Meanwhile, Quatre will make it up to you by doing anything you want him to. How does that sound?
Wufei: There is no justice in that!
Becca: Wufei-san, stay out of this!
Wufei: I don't have to woman!
Becca:*gets dangerous look on face* I thought we had an agreement. I didn't tell anyone about you know what and you call me by my name. Would you like me to tell everyone about it? You've broken your side of the deal, I don't mind breaking mine.
Wufei: You swore on your honor not to tell.
Becca: You swore to call me by my name.

*Becca and Wufei stare each other down.*

Wufei: Fine, Becca-san.
Becca: Thank you Wufei-san. Now, how does that sound to you Jean?
Jean:*giving Quatre death glare* Fine.
Becca: Good. I just hope nothing else happens today!


*As all this was going on, Heero started on the three bathrooms in the house. First up was the girl's. It took him less than 30 minutes to finish. Then he proceded to the one Trowa, Wufei, Quatre, and him share. That one didn't take too long either. He finally made it to Duo's bathroom. As he opened the door, roaches scattered everywhere. Heero looked around the bathroom surveying the site. He closed the door, got out a piece of cardboard, wrote
HAZARDOUS WASTE
DO NOT ENTER
on it, and posted it on Duo's door, thinking it to be clean. He had a new unspoken respect for the three females in the house because he knew they had actually been able to partly clean his bathroom.*


Nothing eventful happened for most of the remainder of the day. Katie, Jean, and Becca went out to do something (what they didn't specifi to the guys) for the afternoon. Duo, Heero, and Wufei all spent the afternoon trashing their room to get back at them for making them clean. Quatre and Trowa stayed out of it. Finally, the girls came home about 6 P.M.

Becca: Hey guys! Guess what! Since ya'll cleaned for us, we got dinner! *brings out multiple boxes of fresh, hot pizza in*
Katie: Yeah, Becks talked me and Jean into it *brings in lots of soda*
Jean: Yeah, you guys deserve the treat for helping *brings in ice cream*

*the guys start gobbling down the food, forgetting that they had trashed the girl's room*

*Becca, Katie, and Jean walks towards their room. They scream when they see how it is. Wufei, Duo, and Heero stop eating*

Becca: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GUYS!!!
Katie: ALL WE DID WAS WANT YOU TO HELP AND GIVE US A BREAK!!!
Jean: AND WE EVEN GOT YOU A TREAT TO MAKE UP FOR IT!!
Becca: AND HOW DO YOU THANK US?!?!
All three girls: BY TRASHING OUR SPACE!!!
Katie: you guys have gone BEYOND low!
Jean: I mean, we don't ask ya'll to do much, and the one time we do, you do THIS to us.
Becca: Last three times, me, Jean, and Katie have taken turns cleaning up this place after returning from a misson, ALL BY OURSELVES!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG THAT TAKES?!
Jean: I know you guys were mad at us for, heaven forbid, asking you to help clean up messes YOU made, but you didn't have to do this!
Katie: Yeah, you guys are unappreciative bakas!!
Becca: That's it! Forget this! I have lost all respect for you guys! I-UH! *walks out and slams door. Jean and Katie follow*
Jean:*sticks head back in door* And don't ever expect us to do something for you guys again.*slams door and car tires screech as the guys just sit there, pizza dangling from Duo's mouth.*

Duo: I've never seen those three so mad before.
Quatre: I told you three you shouldn't have done that!
Heero: They'll get over it.
Wufei: Why should we show them justice? They didn't show us any today!
Trowa: They had a point.
Duo: That's right, take your girlfriends' sides.
Quatre: You should be taking Jean's side here, Duo.
Wufei: You know how they are. Becca-san will calm down and feel guilty for yelling and apologize. She'll talk the other two into not hating us and all we be well; they'll be back to normal in a month at most.
Quatre:*shakes head* no, I say we make it up to them. We need to clean up their room.
Duo, Wufei, Heero: No.
Quatre: Then Trowa and I will.

For the next two hours, Trowa and Quatre fixed up the girl's room. Duo, Heero, and Wufei eventually started helping. After they had just finished, Becca, Jean, and Katie returned.


Becca: Guys!
Katie: Where are they?
Jean: Probably trashing our room some more.

*the five guys walked out each with aprons on. Quatre elbows Duo*

Duo: Ow! I'm going! We fixed your room and we're sorry about what we did. You girls were right and we hope that you can forgive us.
*Heero and Wufei nod. Becca, Jean, and Katie all three stare amazed.*

Becca: They clean-
Katie: Without you blackmailing them-
Jean: And they apologized!
All three girls: Wow. We're good!
Wufei: What are you talking about?
Becca: We thought you guys still hated us and then ya'll go and do this! You guys aren't half bad after all!
Jean and Katie: Yeah!
All three girls: Thanks guys!

*Becca hugs Trowa, Jean hugs Duo, and Katie hugs Quatre*

All three girls: We owe you guys!!*Becca, Jean, and Katie walk to their room while all five guys fall back on the couch*

Duo: You know, I have a new respect for what those three have to go through. I could never clean this place all by myself.

*All five nod*

Quatre: Why don't we clean house again next time they're gone?

*all five think for a moment*

All five guys: Nah!




~*The End*~


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